Kings of the jungle

I'm sorry I haven't been writing lately but I've been really busy. Naahaa, just kidding, I've been lazy and... stuff. 

I thought I could tell you guys about my... Proms? It wasn't a prom but it's something like that I guess. To be hones I don't even give a fuck. So, because they are Wanhain tanssit in Finnish, I shall call them Old Dances. Hells yeah.

And then I thought that I could show you some pictures! 

Because it's easier than writing...

My partner gave me his permission to add these pictures here, but I'll  still  censor his face because I censured others' faces too

Yeah so I had a black dress and now we're the oldest students of the whole school so fuck you younger ones, we are the kings of this jungle! ROAR.

Hundredth post!

Aww yeah it's motherfucking hundredth post and it's time for some celebration!

Let's start with this one. Because it's funny. You don't need read all this, just scroll lower and you'll see the result

First, add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers  on as you do the questions. Tag 20 people including the person who tagged you.

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[ ] Red = loud

[ ] Green = stupid

[x] None = freaky

[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[ ] Yellow = innocent

[ ] Purple = a little too happy

[ ] Black = emo

[ ] Stripes = funny

[ ] Gray = skanky

[ ] Pink = preppy

[ ] Light blue = sweaty

[ ] Other = hot- bare footed

[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[ ] Shorts = cutie

[ ] skirt/skort = skank

[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid

[ ] Ripped jeans = emo

[ ] Camo = cage fighter

[ ] Jeans = prep

[x] PJs = pimp 

[ ] Cargo = clown

[ ] Sweats = athlete

[ ] Boxers = brat

[ ] Booty shorts = female

[ ] Capris = Gangster

[ ] Nothing = hoe

[ ] Dickies = weirdo

[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

What is your natural hair color?

[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart

[ ] Black = with a sexy smile

[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[ ] Red = that likes to have fun

[x] Brown = who loves to be different

[ ] Dirty blonde= with a nice butt

[ ] Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:

[ ] 1 = who ate

[ ] 2 = who yelled at

[ ] 3 = who killed

[x] 4 = who shot

[ ] 5 = who banged

[ ] 6 = who smoked with

[ ] 7 = who needed

[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with

[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[ ] 10 = who ran naked with

[ ] 11 = who slept with

[ ] 12 =who cuddled with

Pick the day you were born on:

[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man

[ ] 02 = a porn star

[ ] 03 = a shoe

[ ] 04 = a toothbrush

[ ] 05 = Santa Clause

[ ] 06 = The Trojan man

[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur

[ ] 08 = a prostitute

[ ] 09 = a cupcake

[  ] 10 = a bag of weed

[ ] 11 = my lover

[ ] 12 = a glass of milk

[ ] 13 = a horse

[ ] 14 = a lesbian

[ ] 15 = a stripper

[ ] 16 = a pickle

[ ] 17 = a jew

[ ] 18 = a homo

[ ] 19 = an orange

[ ] 20 = my mom

[ ] 21 = a homeless guy

[x] 22 = a whore

[ ] 23 = your boyfriend

[ ] 24 = an easter egg

[ ] 25 = a jar of honey

[ ] 26 = Paris Hilton

[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal

[ ] 28 = a french fry

[ ] 29 = your dealer

[ ] 30 = a condom

[ ] 31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:

[x] White = because I love marijuana

[ ] Black = because I'm sexy as hell

[ ] Pink = Because the lil people told me to

[  ] Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs

[ ] Red = because I got dared

[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[ ] Purple = because I'm gay

[ ] Gray = because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

[ ] Other- because that's how I roll

[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed

[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack

[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[ ] Brown = because I had toL-LOL WAT.

I am a freaky pimp who loves to be different and who shot a whore because I love marijuana <3

I was supposed to look up some funny pictures from Kuvaton.com, but because there's no funny pictures, I thought I could link some awesome 

Funny videos

Yeah, that's it. 

Next we could look back to the past and reminisce some good posts. You can re-read all of them when you have time. Because they are so funny. Dot. 

I'll probably continue writing in the same way, I just wanted you to know that we have 

Posts now. 

Now, because of that, you must do...

yay.

And then do something else hundred times because we have 

100 posts!

I have to say thank you guys for being so supportive, without you this could have never happened. 

100 posts, 10 followers and over 1200 pageviews. 

And I have no idea why.

Missed me?

Well hello, it's me again. I know it has been a while but who cares? Because now I'm back! Clap your hands and bow. At the same time. I bet it looks stupid. Anyway, I thought I could tell you something interesting about my life. Hmm... Well, the exam week started again and I'm not really pleased with my tests so far. That means history and English. I hope I'll pass them.

Fuck I'm lazy.

What else... ah! I noticed that I have just one driving school lesson left! You know, those "studying lessons". But I have lots of those "real driving lesson things" left. But it's okay because I can't even drive yet. 

There you go. You had your "Renarede's life's interesting facts"-dose for today. 

Now go away and get your own interesting life!

I am the master chef

Check out these motherfucking pieces of delicacy. I made them by myself. Yeah. I'm the master chef. They are oat biscuits with some white and dark chocolate. Hell yeah. 

And you didn't get any of them.

I am the mastermind chef

Leaving you all behind

And that aint no fucking lie 

/I am the mastermind chef
Underline mastermind chef
Until your pencil breaks/

My little things

I've noticed that I talk a lot about things that annoy me, so I thought I could do this challenge. It's about listing "just little things" you like etc. from this site. If you read this, it means you should do this too.

You have to do it or else...

No you can't

My first driving lesson shall be tomorrow! This is so... I don't know, exciting is too strong word but... Eh, I don't know. But it's something new! Eek! 

All I am thinking about is that I'm probably going to break that car just by looking at it. That teacher told me that I could drive at Friday too but it's Friday the thirteenth so... I think I'll pass.

Now I'll go to watch "Jutta and superdiets" because I wanna see if it's annoying or not. 

So far it seems to be okay but it's kinda annoying when that woman is like "Yuck, I have fat here!" and she's skinny like... a skinny person! 

Pictures are from GOOGLE

You remember союзмультфильм?

from Cinderella

Have you guys ever seen anything from Soyuzmultfilm? Because today I found some old cartoons from our closet and I realized all my favorite movies are done by Soyuzmultfilm. You know, Jungle Book and Cinderella. For example. I hate Disney versions of those because they suck compared to Soyuzmultfilm's versions. I mean they draw so much better and nicer.

I had to link this Russian version because I like these voices better than English voices. 

There's also stories about a girl who lives with her aunt and then she must pick up some flowers in the middle of the winter or she will lose her head. In the woods she meets all 12 months. Snow Queen (or Ice Queen?) is also awesome and I love it.

I also love that story which they tell on "12 months", that story about a Snow girl. Nutcracker is one of my favorites too. Ah. I wish all cartoons were drawn like that.