Can you feel it? It's called sarcasm

Today, because I have nothing to talk about, I thought I could tell you about my "basic-life". Tell you how I normally live. Give you an access inside my head. Yay. You'll learn some Finnish and hear a really good song. Because you opened this page you must read this. Sorry!

WARNING

this text may be extremely boring and it includes a lot of swear words.

Because it's about my life.

So I woke up at 6:30 because my manual alarm clock was on. I startled and then throw that clock on the floor because I couldn't use my hand any other way. It got quiet and I fell asleep, I think I had some kinda dream but I'm not sure. Them my phone's alarm started to ring at 6:45 and I felt pretty loony when I was crawling on the floor saying "where is it... what... is it where... I... shhh what is it WHAT IS IT??" (I changed that ringtone yesterday because I think it's funny to make myself crawl on the floor like that) Finally I found my phone (I also hide it so I'd get up earlier) and pressed the "snooze button" or what ever it is. I love that button. Anyway: I slept for 10 minutes and then my phone woke me up and then I pressed my favorite button and then I slept for 10 minutes and then my phone woke me up and then I pressed my favorite button and then  I slept for 10 minutes and then my phone woke me up and then I pressed my favorite button and then I slept for 10 minutes and then my phone woke me up and at 7:25 I got up. (You see how much I can write about waking up?) 

I did my make up, that basic make up - a bit of kohl on the upper eyelid and some gray eye shadow on the top of it and then some black eye shadow in the outer corners (?) and then some mascara - and then I dressed up. Nothing special: black skinny jeans and red-white shirt. At 7:50 I ate breakfast, mommy made me some bread and tea, was good, just like always and then I "made my hair" = brushed them and tried to make them a bit fluffier. But I failed. I brushed my teeth and then I made my bed. There's just 6 ornament pillows and I'm hungry for more. Then I said "bye bye baby, baby goodbye, itke en kun loppuu tää" to my mom and left. It was time to go to school.

Here's (google)english translation, sing along! 

When silmiis the blue I thought I looked so happy Susta found
You loved, others I forgot, you wanted to omaksein
But I hear that I am the only sulle olekkaan
When the last time I close the door carefully, you're me history

refrain:
Bye bye, baby, baby, goodbye
I go out alone even if the ice
Bye bye, baby, baby, goodbye
I do not cry when you run out MPLIANCEWITH (what the hell...?)

When I look back, but you have memories, memories of love gone
You'll find someone else who you fall in love, Sun believes the lies
Still, I trust in love, eternal force
I'm doing is the destination, yesterday behind, it was a dream of illusion

refrain

If you love again, I dare to start
Maybe tomorrow again, lucky to reach the

refrain

refrain

I used to sang that for my father when I was a kid. I really liked that song. Notice: Liked. Like I'd listen that kind of music... yeah.. right.. *awkward silence* 

Anyway, I had some theater stuff form 9:00 to 10:00 and I wet my sock and I was like "fffuuuu-". Anyway, I felt pretty bored there, I had to watch that stuff for almost 30 minutes before I got on the stage to say "wow, what's wrong with you dudes and why is that dude crying?" and "omg there's no coffee, well you need coffee, I'll make some" and then "I almost couldn't come here but then it turned out that I can!" and after that I just sit there, pretending that I'm talking with others but I'm really not. I'm not complaining about it. All I'm saying is that I'm bored of sitting there and watch that freaking play over and over and over and over again. 

At 10:00 I had mother language (Finnish yaay) and it was boring as shit (too). I sat there for 45 minutes and I thought you should learn some Finnish (this is for people who can't talk any finnish) 

- Perkele is the most important word in the whole language

-Vittu mitä paskaa "fuck this shit"

-Voisitko ampua minua päähän? Could you please shoot me in the head? 

-Haluan kotiin nukkumaan koska olen masentunut You need this a lot in Finland because we're so depressed. All of us. The whole country is so depressed that if you come here you'll get depressed too, because it can be transmitted during vaginal, anal, or oral sex, and can be passed from an infected mother to her baby during vaginal childbirth. 

-Yritin mutta en osannut people like me will need this. "I tried to do this fucking thing but it's too difficult so I couldn't do it" 

-Onko pakko = do I have to

-Anteeks, mut mulle tuli tärkee, yllättävä ja henkilökohtanen meno This is what you need to say if you wanna get out of the classroom during the lesson. It means "Excuse me, but came to me tärkee, surprising and personal spending Kohtanen" in (google)English. 

And now I'm too tired to talk about the rest of the day. Maybe I should be doing something bigger, something important. And I really should. Should. Should. 

But I probably won't, I'll play The Sims social and then watch South Park so до свидания.

I started to study Russian at home

with CD

which is in english. 

JAPANIMAJUPARUSKI

P.S. I'm so sorry about this post.