I am the master chef

Check out these motherfucking pieces of delicacy. I made them by myself. Yeah. I'm the master chef. They are oat biscuits with some white and dark chocolate. Hell yeah. 

And you didn't get any of them.

I am the mastermind chef

Leaving you all behind

And that aint no fucking lie 

/I am the mastermind chef
Underline mastermind chef
Until your pencil breaks/