Hundredth post!

Aww yeah it's motherfucking hundredth post and it's time for some celebration!

Let's start with this one. Because it's funny. You don't need read all this, just scroll lower and you'll see the result

First, add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers  on as you do the questions. Tag 20 people including the person who tagged you.

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

[ ] Red = loud

[ ] Green = stupid

[x] None = freaky

[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[ ] Yellow = innocent

[ ] Purple = a little too happy

[ ] Black = emo

[ ] Stripes = funny

[ ] Gray = skanky

[ ] Pink = preppy

[ ] Light blue = sweaty

[ ] Other = hot- bare footed

[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[ ] Shorts = cutie

[ ] skirt/skort = skank

[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid

[ ] Ripped jeans = emo

[ ] Camo = cage fighter

[ ] Jeans = prep

[x] PJs = pimp 

[ ] Cargo = clown

[ ] Sweats = athlete

[ ] Boxers = brat

[ ] Booty shorts = female

[ ] Capris = Gangster

[ ] Nothing = hoe

[ ] Dickies = weirdo

[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

What is your natural hair color?

[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart

[ ] Black = with a sexy smile

[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[ ] Red = that likes to have fun

[x] Brown = who loves to be different

[ ] Dirty blonde= with a nice butt

[ ] Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:

[ ] 1 = who ate

[ ] 2 = who yelled at

[ ] 3 = who killed

[x] 4 = who shot

[ ] 5 = who banged

[ ] 6 = who smoked with

[ ] 7 = who needed

[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with

[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[ ] 10 = who ran naked with

[ ] 11 = who slept with

[ ] 12 =who cuddled with

Pick the day you were born on:

[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man

[ ] 02 = a porn star

[ ] 03 = a shoe

[ ] 04 = a toothbrush

[ ] 05 = Santa Clause

[ ] 06 = The Trojan man

[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur

[ ] 08 = a prostitute

[ ] 09 = a cupcake

[  ] 10 = a bag of weed

[ ] 11 = my lover

[ ] 12 = a glass of milk

[ ] 13 = a horse

[ ] 14 = a lesbian

[ ] 15 = a stripper

[ ] 16 = a pickle

[ ] 17 = a jew

[ ] 18 = a homo

[ ] 19 = an orange

[ ] 20 = my mom

[ ] 21 = a homeless guy

[x] 22 = a whore

[ ] 23 = your boyfriend

[ ] 24 = an easter egg

[ ] 25 = a jar of honey

[ ] 26 = Paris Hilton

[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal

[ ] 28 = a french fry

[ ] 29 = your dealer

[ ] 30 = a condom

[ ] 31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:

[x] White = because I love marijuana

[ ] Black = because I'm sexy as hell

[ ] Pink = Because the lil people told me to

[  ] Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs

[ ] Red = because I got dared

[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[ ] Purple = because I'm gay

[ ] Gray = because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

[ ] Other- because that's how I roll

[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed

[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack

[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[ ] Brown = because I had toL-LOL WAT.

I am a freaky pimp who loves to be different and who shot a whore because I love marijuana <3

I was supposed to look up some funny pictures from Kuvaton.com, but because there's no funny pictures, I thought I could link some awesome 

Funny videos

Yeah, that's it. 

Next we could look back to the past and reminisce some good posts. You can re-read all of them when you have time. Because they are so funny. Dot. 

I'll probably continue writing in the same way, I just wanted you to know that we have 

Posts now. 

Now, because of that, you must do...

yay.

And then do something else hundred times because we have 

100 posts!

I have to say thank you guys for being so supportive, without you this could have never happened. 

100 posts, 10 followers and over 1200 pageviews. 

And I have no idea why.