Cranky Saturday

I was like

"yaay weekend! Good morning sun, good morning birds, good morning Mr. Dead Fly, 

good morning world!"

when I woke up and dressed up and brushed my teeth. 

I thought this'd be a very cool and nice and warm day. 

But then I noticed that everybody else were grumpy.

And then I was like

"I wanna go back to bed, this whole motherfucking day

SUCKS"

Now the whole house is quiet, no-one is talking and I think this day crawled 

out of God's ass. 

Fuckfuckfuckfuck. 

And the most annoying thing was that when I shouted

"Oh your God, I learned how to count this

Goddamn math!"

No-one told me "well done". 

So:

Suck my ass weekend, 

suck

my

ass.